July222014

shopping for presents for bestfriend on etsy and it’s just like HERE TAKE ALL MY MONEY

9PM

Holy crap that game. But I’m pretty sure I like the new guy…

8PM
8PM

alittleuselessknowledge:

my family is the best family. even my disapproving!aunt is secretly funny

This post is from over a year ago and its still really rather funny. I don’t know why I never reblogged it in the first place. 

8PM
pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

(via ohloverillcoveryou)

8PM
writingupsidedown:

to celebrate reaching my next thousand! cheers, mates! 
Merlin and Arthur still won’t hug tho

writingupsidedown:

to celebrate reaching my next thousand! cheers, mates! 

Merlin and Arthur still won’t hug tho

(via merthur)

8PM

sparklevamp:

chatterboxrose:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

Lest us forget that their opening band is also owning: 

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BAM that’s how we do it!

I love that both of them are donating to separate groups. 

(via captainderekjeter)

8PM

trollfacemommy:

My teenager was told 50 thousand fucking times over the past hour to take out the goddamn (OVERFLOWING) trash (chore of his)

So

His cunt mother changed the wifi password in the middle of whatever he was doing. 

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8PM

youhavenochance:

Money can’t buy me happiness but it can buy me theatre tickets and that’s basically the same thing

(via ohloverillcoveryou)

7PM

blonde-bookworm:

imagine being fourteen and having the mass-murderer who killed your parents telling you that he’s going to kill you

and then escaping with the corpse of a fellow student AND THEN HAVING NO-ONE BELIEVE YOU

AND GOING BACK TO LIVE IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD FOR SIX WEEKS WITH NO INFORMATION FROM YOUR WORLD, THINKING THAT THAT MASS-MURDERER MIGHT BE STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT ANY MOMENT

Harry has every right to be angsty in ootp I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU HANDLE IT

(Source: storiesliveinme, via halizanderthegreat)

7PM

Shit guys, I officially think I’m sick. my allergies are never this bad and i had to turn off the yankee game because i was getting a headache.

12PM

Smoothie or no smoothie? My sandwich was great but I feel gross and its hot so a smoothie would be nice.

11AM

The problem with having allergies is that you don’t know if you’re sick or have bad allergies. 

2AM

Oh I hate benedryl and I can’t believe I just had to take it. Tomorrow is going to be hell now so it better be damn worth it.

1AM
“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.” judge mathis, speaking the truth (via spring1999)

(Source: warcrimenancydrew, via trollfacemommy)

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