shopping for presents for bestfriend on etsy and it’s just like HERE TAKE ALL MY MONEY
Once upon a time there was a girl named Livvy, this is her story.
Have a question, Dearie?
Holy crap that game. But I’m pretty sure I like the new guy…
my family is the best family. even my disapproving!aunt is secretly funny
This post is from over a year ago and its still really rather funny. I don’t know why I never reblogged it in the first place.
My teenager was told 50 thousand fucking times over the past hour to take out the goddamn (OVERFLOWING) trash (chore of his)
His cunt mother changed the wifi password in the middle of whatever he was doing.
imagine being fourteen and having the mass-murderer who killed your parents telling you that he’s going to kill you
and then escaping with the corpse of a fellow student AND THEN HAVING NO-ONE BELIEVE YOU
AND GOING BACK TO LIVE IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD FOR SIX WEEKS WITH NO INFORMATION FROM YOUR WORLD, THINKING THAT THAT MASS-MURDERER MIGHT BE STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT ANY MOMENT
Harry has every right to be angsty in ootp I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU HANDLE IT
Shit guys, I officially think I’m sick. my allergies are never this bad and i had to turn off the yankee game because i was getting a headache.
Smoothie or no smoothie? My sandwich was great but I feel gross and its hot so a smoothie would be nice.
The problem with having allergies is that you don’t know if you’re sick or have bad allergies.
Oh I hate benedryl and I can’t believe I just had to take it. Tomorrow is going to be hell now so it better be damn worth it.