April162014

devasaurusrex:

you-wish-you-were-nerdy-like-us2:

devasaurusrex:

you-wish-you-were-nerdy-like-us2:

I’m on my 8th glass of water for the day. The glass is 16oz. That’s a shit ton of water and I don’t know what’s going on with me cause I never drink this water but I’m just so thirsty. 

It’s because you are a Mermaid. Trust me, I’m a merscientist.

Woohoo when do my legs turn into a fin.

You’ll start to see scales shortly after drowning your first sailor.

I should probably go to the harbor then.

7PM

devasaurusrex:

you-wish-you-were-nerdy-like-us2:

I’m on my 8th glass of water for the day. The glass is 16oz. That’s a shit ton of water and I don’t know what’s going on with me cause I never drink this water but I’m just so thirsty. 

It’s because you are a Mermaid. Trust me, I’m a merscientist.

Woohoo when do my legs turn into a fin.

7PM

I’m on my 8th glass of water for the day. The glass is 16oz. That’s a shit ton of water and I don’t know what’s going on with me cause I never drink this water but I’m just so thirsty. 

6PM

(Source: teenwit, via captainderekjeter)

4PM

gallaghergirlsheadcanons:

286. The Gallagher Academy faculty played a subtle game of matchmaker for Rachel and Joe once Joe starting teaching. Among other plans to get them together, the two of them found themselves suspiciously alone in different rooms throughout the mansion at least five separate times; mostly, Rachel blames Madame Dabney for it. 

3PM

starrysleeper:

idioticteen:

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

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MAJOR FLASHBACK

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1PM
1PM

loosescrewslefty:

powerpuff-save-the-day:

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

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1PM

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

Which of course means it was Morgan Freeman

(Source: thorki, via nigga-titties)

1PM
1PM

I’m still surprised when I see I have a message.

I’m still excited when I get a new follower.

I’m still happy when a post of mine actually gets notes.

And I still appreciate each and every one of you who continues to follow me no matter how silly, or annoying, or weird I am.

(Source: louisthrustingskills, via castials)

1PM
12PM
Oh my god I want

Oh my god I want

11AM

xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

(Source: beedibix, via buffysgirl)

11AM

entropysamples:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

Some women want a relationship.

Some women want a starship.

Some women want both.

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